as official as a fuck yous page will ever get

hair, earphones, laughs & pump the goddam volume up

emptykate — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 22:04:54 +0000

we actually don’t care much about anything (molecole, 02.22.2012)

higher forms of noise // rec sessions IV

emptykate — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 06:50:40 +0000

in about six hours all guitars were recorded, overdubbed, smoothened out and put back in their cases. next sunday (feb 26th) a full-day session with the whole band and the producers to add vocals and backing vocals, then we wrap and we’re off to mixing. on time like a train in the days of mussolini (and as full of shit).

you don’t make a record without planning another

emptykate — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:05:23 +0000

recording sessions / 3

emptykate — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:27:38 +0000

day 3 – actually night 3 – in the studio was very fruitful: 4 songs were wrapped and 3 more made substantial steps towards being finished. it looks like we’ll be mixing sometime in late february, as expected. one thing we can tell for sure at this point: making a record is the most fun you can have without using your penis. or vagina.

you can trust us.

Preview!

emptykate — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:39:52 +0000

this is how The ballad of Lindsay Lohan sounds after the basic keyboard overdubs have been added. all other sounds yet to mix and smoothen out. coming together nicely anyway.

futile

emptykate — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 20:40:49 +0000

play & smile, smile & play

emptykate — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:49:39 +0000

concerning addresses

emptykate — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 06:52:51 +0000

as many (2) have expressed concern about potential theft of the the draft music we publish on this blog, we’d like to point out the following:

1. what kind of self-loathing loser would ever steal music from a band no one ever heard about or ever will? we’re actually kinda sorry for the guy; we feel like cuddling him a bit and telling him everything’s gonna be alright.

2. we can always write more music.

demos for record three // even on mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays…

emptykate — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:30:48 +0000

play home demo (and never regret you did) >>

as producers, man, we’re a pain in the ass

emptykate — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:18:31 +0000

okay: we listened carefully, we listened over and over again, we listened together and talked about what would be cool and fuck: we’re 52 tracks away from being done!

that’s anywhere between 5 and 10 full days in the studio plus god_knows_how_many hours at home to write the tracks that don’t exist yet, like the trumpets in “the right to marry a goat” or the guitar arpeggio in the finale of “swastika shaved pussy”.
all in all, it looks like we’re going to be dead late on the release date. the good news is, we never really annouced any release date, nor do we have any record company pushing for us to make it happen faster than it naturally will. it’s gonna take whatever amount of time it’s gonna take; only one thing we can grant: it will rock. big time.

here below how the track situation looks after the producers met with the musicians in an unprecedented four-ways split personality swing which made 8 people (in just four bodies) discuss a record (without counting the manager’s very own points of view, which rocketed the number of people in the room to about 14).

from now on we will be announcing sessions’ dates, locations and hours on this blog; we find it cool to have fans in the studio while recording and you’re so few and so far that nobody’s gonna show up anyway.

so much for being 2.0 and all that.